What Would the World Be Like Without Statistics?

How many people are there in the world? We will never know in a world without statistics.

How do they live? We will never know.

What do they eat? We will never know.

What do they breathe? We will NEVER know.

How many different species of animals and plants are there? Yes, we will never know.

How high are we on the food chain? I don't know, you tell me.

How likely are you to get killed by a swordfish while on a random fishing trip? Well, sadly, you have to find out for yourself.

Will you ever get stabbed with a chainsaw while riding inside a maniacally driven truck? Highly unlikely, but how can we tell? Okay, maybe this can only happen in the movies.

What is the World? Would we know what the World is?

What is life? Would we even begin to know what life is?

Yes, you guessed it... WE WILL N-E-V-E-R.... NEVER KNOW.

Point is, the world would be less interesting if we didn't know all these things. 

Things that which can only be explained by a little something called...

STATISTICS.